Aram Simon

Aram is a wanderer. Well, more of a wonderer. Bit of both really. He sort of wonders while he wanders. No so long ago he spent six months in a Kibbutz. Some Kibbutz - shagging beerfest more like: blonde Scandanavian virgins with nothing but alcohol and intercourse on their minds and not necessarily in that order.

At least that's what he tells us - too much wondering in my opinion. Still, to give him credit where credit's due (and he could certainly do with some credit right now); when this guy grows a beard he transforms from 12 year old schoolboy into Palistinian suicide bomber stunt-double. In an afternoon. What's even more impressive is Aram's five knees, only problem is that none of them work.