Simon Bricey Brice

Simon hails from Hertfordshire but is now an honorary Cambrian; not a 400 million year old single cellular organism, but a fully paid up member of the Cambridge community.

He owns forty three guitars and can play them all at the same time, and in fact does so regularly with his band, Simon & The Cambrians. He claims to have had a myriad of girlfriends, all of whom were named after pieces of clothing, but I haven't met any of them.

Simon has a wonderful knack of staying ice cool in all situations. He doesn't panic or get stressed ever. Honest.

Bricey is a founder member of the Crate Research & Application Project. Bricey also has some webspace which may or may not be populated with anything at all.