Dave Sheppard

Dave is an interesting chap , to say the least. He has two major talents: Firstly, he can fold both his ears inside-out; a feat which, to everyone's amusement, has now developed into a nervous affliction. His second, and perhaps more famous skill is that of performing the theme to Dallas complete with swingbeat human-beatbox. No-one knows how this is accompished, but let me assure you it is probably the 546th wonder of the world.

A further minor talent Dave as perfected over his considerable years is the ability to lose complete control over his hair. His fantastic folicles have evolved into an extremely precise stress gauge; rising from a neat sensible arrangement when no stress is present, to a huge mohican-like effect often exceeding 3 feet in height, when majorly stressed-out.

Dave's main hobbies are frightening old people with an early morning moon and being attacked by little girls.

Dave is a founder member of the Crate Research & Application Project.