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Sandra StanwaySandra is 3 feet tall and from Buxton. Being from the North, she is dead friendly with spiky singer Sting, the cheeky fooking beggar. Back in his days as a copper, the balding Geordie schoolteacher penned a song dedicated to our San, which was later released and launched the tree-lover into pop stardom. It went as follows: "Sandra.You don't have to wear those glasses tonight. You look like Ian MacGaskill And he never gets the weather right." Sarnie is currently living it up in Nigeria; dodging bullets and ducking spray. She has also fallen madly in love. Ooh Leroy, you're too big... |
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